So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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