Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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