Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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