i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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