I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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