If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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