Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
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