When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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