What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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