just come out here and I will go home with you...
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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