How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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