my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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