Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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