Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
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