I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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