Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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