There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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