just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I'm both gender and math confused
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
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