No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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