He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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