oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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