I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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