just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Please don't give away my fajitas
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