My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
i think im in europe. pls send help
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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