if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
