OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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