I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
home. puking in laundry basket.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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