the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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