Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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