Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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