haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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