Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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