I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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