have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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