margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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