stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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