its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Randomize
