im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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