But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My first STD was from a foam party
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
