In America we eat man semen.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
