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thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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