idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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