I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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