She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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