guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Swine flu is the new snow day.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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