I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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