Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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