I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
