Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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