oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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