Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i think i scared a bird with my dick
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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