remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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