What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
