Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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