Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
