Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
id be glad to
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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