In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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