I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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